| Here's the message the teacher received the next day: Dear Mrs. Jones, I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in. |
This one is just kinda interesting
HAHAHA Nice Shot
| These links ar not all porn related but they are all funny |
some cool azz pics
| Click on either of these 2 pics to see the entire videos |
> Q. What is the difference between a Drug Dealer and a Hooker?
>
> A. A Hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
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> Q. What's a mixed feeling?
>
> A. When you see your Mother-In-Law backing off a cliff in your
new car.
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> ]
> Q What's the height of conceit?
>
> A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
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> Q. What's the definition of 'Macho'?
>
> A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
>
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> Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
>
> A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball
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> ]
> Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
>
> A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!
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> Q.Why is divorce so expensive?
>
> A. Because it's worth it!
>
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> Q. What is a Yankee?
>
> A. The same as a quickie, but a Guy can do it alone.
>
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> Q. What do Tupperware and a Walrus have in common?
>
> A. They both like a tight seal.
>
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> Q. What do a Christmas tree and a Priest have in common?
>
> A. Their balls are just for decoration.
>
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> Q.What is the difference between 'ooooooh'and 'aaaaaaah'?
>
> A. About three inches.
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> Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
>
> A. The grip.
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> Q. How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony?
>
> A. It's not hard.
>
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>
> Q: What's the difference between a Girlfriend and a Wife?
>
> A: 45 pounds.
>
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>
> Q: What's the difference between a Boyfriend and a Husband?
>
> A: 45 minutes.
>
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> Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
>
> A: Breasts don't have eyes.
>
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>
>
> Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
>
> A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the
morning?
> A They don't have balls to scratch!
>
> A. A Hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Q. What's a mixed feeling?
>
> A. When you see your Mother-In-Law backing off a cliff in your
new car.
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> ]
> Q What's the height of conceit?
>
> A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> Q. What's the definition of 'Macho'?
>
> A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
>
> A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> ]
> Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
>
> A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Q.Why is divorce so expensive?
>
> A. Because it's worth it!
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Q. What is a Yankee?
>
> A. The same as a quickie, but a Guy can do it alone.
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Q. What do Tupperware and a Walrus have in common?
>
> A. They both like a tight seal.
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Q. What do a Christmas tree and a Priest have in common?
>
> A. Their balls are just for decoration.
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Q.What is the difference between 'ooooooh'and 'aaaaaaah'?
>
> A. About three inches.
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
>
> A. The grip.
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Q. How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony?
>
> A. It's not hard.
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> Q: What's the difference between a Girlfriend and a Wife?
>
> A: 45 pounds.
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> Q: What's the difference between a Boyfriend and a Husband?
>
> A: 45 minutes.
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
>
> A: Breasts don't have eyes.
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
>
> Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
>
> A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the
morning?
> A They don't have balls to scratch!